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A Vote for Obama is a Vote Against Freedom!

May 19th, 2008 | by admin |

Read this Barack Obama quote and tell me this guy isn’t absolutely out of his mind:

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK” - Barack Obama

So here is what an Obama administration will do in office according to this statement.

First, he will take away your SUV. How is Barack Obama going to take away your SUV? Well, it’s safe to say he will try to do it by allowing oil prices to continue to climb and climb and climb. He’ll do this by refusing to drill for our own oil in America, refusing to develop nuclear energy, and refusing to develop coal to oil. That would be one way to try and take away your SUV.

Barack Obama will also try to redistribute wealth. Socialists will be socialists! He’ll do his best to make sure that your income is so heavily taxed that you can’t possibly afford to buy another SUV or insure the one you already own! He might also come up with some crazy idea like a special SUV “sin tax” (kind of like a cigarette or liquor tax) that will discourage you from buying an SUV. Rest assured, Barack Obama will do what he can to make sure you can’t get your greedy little hands on an SUV.

Now, if that wasn’t enough, Obama will also push the government to enforce ridiculous fuel efficiency standards which are so high that it will be next to impossible for the auto makers to create an affordable SUV. Again, under a Barack Obama administration, he’ll make sure to do everything he can to take away your freedom to buy an SUV. Heck, Big brother knows best!

Second, you better get ready to lose some weight, not because it’s a good idea for you health wise, but because the Obama administration is going to cut off your food supplies! Heck, you think food prices are bad now (thanks to government ethanol subsidies) just wait until Obama starts cracking down.

I wonder how he’ll try and cut off your food supply? Expect more “sin taxes” on fast food, junk food, or anything papa Barack doesn’t think is good for your growing body! Maybe you’ll only be allowed to take home the food that the government allows you to take home. Just picture a bread line like you might see in your favorite communist nation. Barack Obama is a huge fan of communism, so why not? Obama will be cutting off your food supply for the good of the collective. Resistance is futile!

The third agenda of the Obama administration will be to control your thermostat. Heck, the state of California is looking at government controlled thermostats so why not the entire nation? If you’re living in a home where it’s 72 degrees, you should be ashamed of yourself. You’re no better than a street thug or cracked out junkie. You’re a dirty rotten criminal!

If the American people seriously put Comrade Obama in office, it will be an all time low for a nation that loves (used to love) freedom.

3 Responses to “A Vote for Obama is a Vote Against Freedom!”

  1. By Chris Sumpter on May 19, 2008

    Oh, Andy, you forgot another consequence. Because of child car seat laws, SUVs are about the only way to carry more than 2 kids around anymore. Therefore, the implicit ban on SUVs is actually the US’s version of China’s one-child policy.

  2. By Andy Barnett on May 19, 2008

    I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not, but I like your thinking! Oh, and Mini-Vans are ugly so they don’t count.

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